Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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