dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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