its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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