I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she looked like the before picture.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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