you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I want you more than these girls want KFC
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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