Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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