I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
