I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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