operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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