D3 body, D1 cock
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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