I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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