so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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