genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
