this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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