before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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