There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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