i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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