So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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