Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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