Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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