Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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