some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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