with your own penis?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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