Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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