I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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