She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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