Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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