Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I cut my penus on the lid.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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