He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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