So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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