The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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