ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
