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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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