Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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