But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't you send me to vm
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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