is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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