I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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