I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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