I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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