Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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