Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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