your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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