So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I had to cum in my sink.
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