even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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