I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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