whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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