so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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