Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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