Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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