it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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