i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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