Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
