I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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