So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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