You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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